Ok you might be thinking that i just had a chat with jesus... Well i did but not with the jesus(almighty) instead with my greatest rival. You will have a glimpse of what happens when i face this beast almost every day. All this conversations happen in no other than MSN messenger. Fear Not, he will never add you to your list. he'll probably block you for the rest of your life.
NOTE: the conversation you are about to witness is real
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[01:42:46 AM] hidai : Did you heard the song?
[01:43:30 AM] hidai : hello
[01:43:37 AM] hidai : the BTA song
[01:43:46 AM] Jesus : no, not yet
[01:43:59 AM] hidai : but you are going to hear it, right?
[01:44:05 AM] Jesus : yea
[01:44:18 AM] hidai : aaah You can hear that song but you cant hear underoath!
[01:44:39 AM] Jesus : because i dont like underoath
[01:44:43 AM] hidai : i had enough of you
[01:44:47 AM] hidai : you suck
[01:44:55 AM] hidai : thats all i have to say
[01:45:25 AM] Jesus : is it hurting you that i won't listen to
it?
[01:46:56 AM] hidai : no but ...........i dont have an excuse to
back up my answer
[01:47:38 AM] Jesus : exactly so take it like a man and accept
the fact that i won't listen to it

Call jay he's
the guy you're looking for
[01:48:29 AM] hidai : ja must be sleeping
[01:48:54 AM] Jesus : call him on the morning because
he might actually consider it
[01:49:18 AM] hidai - Beco: Jay never picks up the phone
[01:49:37 AM] Jesus : oh well, get emanuel to listen to it or
your sister or someone else
[01:50:23 AM] hidai : emmanuel heard it already
[01:50:30 AM] hidai - Beco: i want you to hear it
[01:50:50 AM] hidai - Beco: you are just afraid you might like it
[01:51:00 AM] Jesus : thing is.... you don't see me trying to
get you to listen to this awesome song
[01:51:19 AM] Jesus : nah i heard the preview what else do i need?
[01:51:25 AM] hidai : but i do and im different from you
[01:51:36 AM] hidai : you heard the preview
[01:51:50 AM] hidai : but you didnt heard the song till the end
[01:51:57 AM] hidai : im telling you, its metal!
[01:51:57 AM] Jesus : stop whining
[01:52:22 AM] hidai : i whine whenever i want
[01:52:58 AM] Jesus : that's true you little whiner
[01:53:23 AM] hidai : one of this days ill make you hear it
[01:53:29 AM] hidai - Beco: and ill be happy
[01:53:34 AM] JEsus: si si
[01:54:03 AM] hidai : are you trying to call me sisy in a
subliminal way?
[01:54:23 AM] Jesus : yea
[01:54:32 AM] hidai : cause if you are, you are gonna face the
wrath of a true shinobi
[01:55:10 AM] Jesus : i don't need to face your wrath when i
break all the bones in your body
[01:55:44 AM] hidai : you wont be able to touch me
[01:56:12 AM] hidai : my skills are unmatchable
[01:56:35 AM] Jesus : yea you think you are the best ever....idiot
[01:57:03 AM] hidai : i am THE best
[01:57:10 AM] hidai : T
[01:57:11 AM] hidai : H
[01:57:12 AM] hidai : E
[01:57:15 AM] Jesus : yea yea
[01:57:48 AM] hidai : i see you are afraid now! you typed yea
yea instead of si si
[01:58:03 AM] hidai : thats how i like it
[01:58:49 AM] Jesus : you have an overactive imagination
[01:59:19 AM] hidai : you better be afraid cause i was train by
no other than ask a ninja and an old man named jim
[01:59:43 AM] Jesus : ooooh let me run to my mommy
[01:59:55 AM] hidai : yes running i see you indeed
[02:01:47 AM] hidai : but you wont be able to run to your mommy
because by the time you arrived to hug your mommy i will
end her thus you will be hugging the limbs of your
mommy
[02:02:43 AM] Jesus : sure sure
[02:02:45 AM] hidai : thats it be afraid!
[02:02:53 AM] hidai : cant even typed
[02:03:17 AM] Jesus : you are a pathetic human being
[02:03:23 AM] hidai : lol
[02:03:40 AM] Jesus : that's my answer to your statement
[02:07:05 AM] hidai : my wrath will back down for a few minutes
because i am going to eat
[02:07:18 AM] hidai : and i must recharge my chakra
[02:10:30 AM] hidai : but the great shinobi will be back to slay
those who dare oppose him, little beings that are
useless in this world
[02:38:58 AM] hidai - Beco: ok the great shinobi is back
TEH END!!!
Ok well maybe im the one to be feared but you dont know the true nature of Jesus. This is indeed a glimpse. So more might come so you can experience the true mature that this reare beast posses